Closing on co-op (seriously, New York, why do you insist on making things stupid?) is in a week and four days ( Read more... )

Dear Board of 875 W. 181st:

YOU'VE HAD MY PACKAGE FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS AND HAVE NOT YET GIVEN A YES OR NO. I JUST WANT TO MOVE. TELL ME NOW SO I CAN START LOOKING AGAIN.

Hate for you,

Me